teapayne:
When I have kids and they do something bad I won’t beat them i’ll just have them wear crocs to school instead
(via youngandpure)
(via partywithpatron)
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me:
lays out in the sun for 1 minute
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me:
why the fuck am I not tan yet
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My brain during the day:
Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
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My brain at night:
I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
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